Posted: January 22nd, 2010 | Author:lrei | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags:Entertainment, freedom, News | Comments Off
I just had to share this!
“The US has criticised China’s policies to administer the internet, and insinuated that China restricts internet freedom,” he said in a statement posted on the foreign ministry website.
“This runs contrary to the facts and is harmful to China-US relations.
An article in the Communist Party’s Global Times English language news website called Mrs Clinton’s criticisms “information imperialism“.
If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now.
It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking. Here are the verses that make us want to take to the streets and put some unbelievers to the sword.
This morning Vice President Biden went on the CBS early show to promote Recovery.gov, the website that will detail where all of the money in The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act will be going. Unfortunately, he forgot the actual address of the site during the interview, explaining that he was embarrassed that he didn’t have the “website number”. And thus, we have a new internet meme in the making, as Biden follows in the footsteps of Senator Ted Stevens’s Series of Tubes and President Bush’s reference to the “internets”.
ACTUAL COLLEGE THEME PAPER – HEY I COULDN’T MAKE THIS UP Remember the book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”? Well, here’s a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.
“Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.”
The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:
Rebecca -last name deleted, and Jim – last name deleted.
———————————————————— STORY: (First paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn’t decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. —————————————————– (Second paragraph by Jim) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. “A.S. Harris to Geostation 17, he said into his trans- galactic communicator. “Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far…” But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship’s cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. ———————————————————- (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,” Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed hurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. “Why must one lose one’s innocence to become a woman?” she pondered wistfully. ——————————————————– (Jim) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu’udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu’udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. “We can’t allow this! I’m going to veto that treaty! Let’s blow ‘em out of the sky!” ——————————————————— (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. ———————————————————- (Jim) Yeah? Well, you’re a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. “Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh no, I’m such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels.” ———————————————————- (Rebecca) Asshole. ———————————————————- (Jim) Bitch. ———————————————————- (Rebecca) Wanker. ———————————————————- (Jim) slut. ——————————————————— (Rebecca) Get f*cked. ———————————————————- (Jim) Eat shit. ——————————————————– (Rebecca) F*CK YOU – YOU NEANDERTHAL!!! ———————————————————- (Jim) Go drink some tea – whore. ——————————————————– (Teacher) A+ I really liked this one.
Right now I’m still sleep deprived having only slept 3h30 – something that happened by accident. I’m also a bit angry because my entry got arbitrarily bumped out of 3rd place by the competition judges. That sucks. Not just for the cash (100 eur) but mostly because it feels like a slap to face. I worked for 1 week non-stop (close to 20h/day for 5 days) and came all the way to Barcelona. I watched with excitement as my agent did better than most in the competition even if it was partially luck (as was for the 2 teams with better scores). And after all the sacrifice, tears and joy I don’t get to go to the final because of an arbitrary decision of a group of people. FUCK THAT. That’s why I dislike the existence of judges in a competition such as this. “Fixing” scores is cheating – regardless of weather it’s done behind the scenes or in plain view. Sigh. I guess it was too much for the final round to be 2 Portuguese teams, 1 Italian and none from the USA.
And worse, both of the entries from FEUP were from undergrads who only had 1 week to work on this while many of the other teams were from people who had masters and phds and the italian guy that got 2nd place was an associate professor and had 1 month to work on it (and said he thought it wasn’t enough in his presentation).
Oh well. At least the team that won was from FEUP (Team SpeedyGonzales) and I’m happy for them (congratulations again Alvaro, Fabio and Sara). The other team from FEUP (NetSqueak) sorta gave up so they got merged into my team and presented their results during the first part of my team’s presentation even though their agent wasn’t running in the competition.
My presentation sucked! I fell a sleep and didn’t wake up till 5 min after the competition officially started. I managed to arrive on time and do a few slides but I was way too tired to make a decent presentation.
Since I only had one week to prepare for this (from scratch) that meant 1 day to write the paper, 5 days to write code and 1 day to travel. Unfortunately my initial approach which consisted of using neural networks for motor control was a huge fail and I wasted a day with it. Still, in 4 days I managed to get probabilistic mapping, basic communication, and a bunch of behaviors (though many buggy) written. Apart from what I learned about cibermouse and robotics there’s also the experience of having an even more insane deadline than usual. It’s very much like a real time system: if you cant do it in this amount of time, it’s a fail. You have to give up on certain solutions if they don’t work because you can’t predict how much time it’s going to take you to get it to work while it’s a lot easier to estimate how long it’s going to take to implement a different solution (if you’ve done something similar before).
Honestly, a few minutes before the competition I thought I was going to be the worst entry there. There were so many bugs that remained unfixed that I had to disable a lot of my mouse’s intelligence – hell, during the first run, 2 of my agents crashed and I had to further cripple it by disabling the comunication system for the second run or risk losing points again (crashed agents collide with walls). Most of the entries had no intelligence anyway – at least not in practice. I was expecting to see some really intelligent agents but instead, the ones that did better where the ones closer to plain simple reactive. In fact, the robot that won the thing for SpeedyGonzales was a purely reactive agent (they had two wall followers, two explores and 1 simple reactive agent). Building intelligence into robots is a lot more complicated than I believed it to be. Also why the hell did so few of the entries bother to actually use the damn sensors properly to avoid collisions? Makes no sense.
I spent the past few hours at the hardrock cafe which is pretty much next door (like 30s walk) to the hotel I’m staying at. I liked it, the only other I had been to was the one in Oslo and that one was a HUGE FAIL – when I went there, it didn’t have Rock (they were wacthing football) or “Cafe” (coffee), the machine was broken or something. I was told the one in Lisbon was Bigger & Better (TM) than this one so I’ll have to check it out next time I’m in Lisbon. In the meantime I’m tempted to purchase a tshirt or something.
For the next 2 days I’ll get to see Barcelona (so far I’ve been stuck at the hotel working). So I
